| Donnie Brasco |
Player of the year, girthmeister |
| Scott Moore: |
His highlight of the tour was finding a launderette - there aren't any in Leyton. Brave performances carrying injuries. |
| Danny Rogers: |
El capitano. Arguably CPR's player of the tournament on Saturday - scored two great goals. |
| Paddy Cavanagh: |
Goal of the season winner, man of the match against Gibson. Stopped by customs on way back for not declaring his goal of the season. |
| Nick Newman: |
Man of the match against Rino's. Played on despite damaged ankle. Showed Duff-like class by leaving passport under bed in Milan but carrying on unflustered. |
| Steve Newman: |
24 hour party person, Ziggy Stardust to CPR's spiders from Mars; 4 hours sleep in 5 days, last seen booking into room 42. still sleeping. |
| Simon Evans: |
A quiet tour for the man from Wales. Peaked early on Friday, early night Saturday. Still suffering from after-effects of Wrexham's relegation. |
| Stuart Kuczynski: |
Goalscorer, poet, and charmer of the lovely Kerry who could not resist 9 renditions of 'paper roses' in bar magenta on Sunday night.
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| Andrea Danieli: |
Officially named the new George Clooney on sunday night. Celebrated long into the morning. Is he cpr's best looking player ever? |
| Teo del Favero: |
The philosopher. Played two night's worth of 90 minutes. Scored first goal on Thursday. Catching up on missed smoked fags as we speak. |
| Nico Buongiorno: |
Played his heart out for us on Thursday in his second CPR match ever. Unbeaten in a blue shirt. |
| William: |
CPR's first ever Kiwi - solid performance on Friday night. |
| Mauro: |
Ponytailed poacher in the box. Could have grabbed equaliser on Friday night but had his eye on his beer (Kano was drinking it at the time). |
| Liam Kane: |
Led simon astray and then made bid to become CPR's spiritual adviser before going to bed at 2am on the Saturday. It is official: not even Kano can pull when faced with 19-strong hen night from Liverpool. Is he losing his touch? |
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| Richard Wills |
Arrived on friday night. Nearly scored goal of the season on Saturday before controversial farewell on Sunday. Is retiring. Later told steve we would have won the league if everything had gone through him. |
